Naturally, I assume that I will be stripped naked and then fired in front of my colleagues - or it will be announced that our entire team has been sold into the white slavery trade to bolster our stockholders' equity.
So - do I sleep? Not so much.
Sitting in my boss' office - the VP - this morning, surrounded by teammates, it's announced:
- I got a promotion.
- And a raise.
Oh, Buddha - I about fainted.
Then -ten minutes later - and before I could find my knees, which had liquified with the announcement and run under my boss' desk - I sold a tangible design concept to my senior VP in oless than a half hour on a project I've been working on for nearly a year. With nearly no effort. And no pushback. Even though I had dissenters on the phone.
I was so masterful, they were stunned into silence.
I f*cking rock.
Life is good.