Bagger (Male): "So, I'm thinking that when we're ready to engage, I get her a ring, right?"
Cashier (female): "Yeah - that's usually how it works"
Bagger: "So then I'm thinking, when we get married, we can sell the engagement ring since she's going to be getting a wedding ring to replace it."
Cashier: "uh-huh."
Bagger: "Cause you don't need more than one ring, right?"
Cashier: "Have you discussed this with your girlfriend?"
Bagger: "No - I figure we'll talk about that when I make the proposal."
Cashier: "Yeah - good luck with that."
3 comments:
Oh, to be a fly on the wall when he tells (his soon to be ex) girlfriend of his 'one ring' theory....
How did you keep from laughing?
It was extremely difficult - and I was sniggering a bit into my sweater collar.
She's going to look beautiful walking down the aisle in her rented dress :|
That is, if she's silly enough to marry such a boor.
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