Hey kids - what's more fun than poking a dead frog with a stick till it pops?
Ignorant white trash redneck outrage!! That's what! YAY!
Former Republican Vice Presidential candidate, Sarah Palin. recently appeared at an Autism Awareness Fundraiser in New York. And I say, good on you, Sarah for using your popularity to help raise awareness of such an important issue.
However, StyleList.com had the absolute NERVE to comment on Ms. Palin's unfortunate choice of a "ghetto-fabulous" toe makeover. The treatment of her nails appears to have included orange-red nail polish and rhinestone 'bling' that she wore with open-toed shoes to better ensure that it would make the Baby Jesus cry.
Okay - personally, I have never heard of StyleList.com until now. They seem pretty innocuous and - in my opinion - a little vapid (Try Lindsay Lohan's Self-tanning method - what, do you smear heroin and orange Jell-o all over yourself?). Unless you dig taking quizzes about your nail polish preferences - " I prefer Bright and Perky!"
So given the rather low seismic impact of this site on the world in general, it's indicative of the fragile balance between order and chaos that we are currently seeing here in the US that the WINGNUTS ARE LOSING THEIR MINDS OVER THIS!
In among the toe-kink fetishists and the style Bambis who obviously missed the point - "Couldn't she find a pair of shoes THAT FIT?" - come the gun-totin', grammar-destroyin', spittle blowing, bad perm, chain-smoking, trailer-dwellin', scooter-pant wearin' PRIDE OF AMERICA.
Palin in 2012.
Obama is Destroying America and needs to be stopped.
Who ever heard of so many Cazrs in This day and age, and in America? whats up with that?
Impeach this nazi wannabe and Bring back America to it's once Greatness.
GOD Bless America!
Why don't you get off Palins backside and get on that socialistic, muslim backside and that side kick wife of is. No
to scared to, but if he was white, brown he's just a man doing wrong, no GOD MAYBE a little demon . Whats wrong with you people, you got more to worry about then Palin's toes. YOUR FREEDOM, YOUR CHILDRENS FREEDOM and He doesn't even make a good Muslim letting his wife do the things she does.We need to get rid of some of these Senators who sataround for years just sucking up the honey.
Let the woman alone, let them wear what ever, they look good in it whether its Mrs President in her funky $588.00 T-Shoe or Palin's toe polish.
Personally, I'm betting we're going to see a lot more of the 'Palin Pedi' this Summer.
Just check out the WalMart, gun shop, trailer park or truck stop nearest you. And experience Summer 2009's hottest trend.
Boo-ya!
3 comments:
White trash has a new hero!
There are only two scenarios where you'd find polka dots and bling on my toenails. A) I was in traction on a hospital bed or B) had indulged in one too many "Behind the Recliner" martinis and was unconscious, the target of a practical joke.
haha....my word verification is "toexo". A gift for foot fetishists everywhere!
Snort.
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