Sunday, June 28, 2009
Oh sweet Jebus...
(tongue planted firmly in cheek)
Ed, Farrah and Michael weren't enough....
Now you had to take Billy Mays from us!!!
Billy changed TV advertising forever - he was a pitchman GOD!!!
His commercials will live on! He was not a joke! He was a STAR!
One day, your grandchildren will ask you "Where were you when you heard that Billy Mays died, Grandpa?"
And you will reply...
" I was beating Vince - the ShamWow! guy - to death with a VHS tape of 'Thriller' while he choked on a DVD of Season One of 'Charlie's Angels,' - All while ramming a monster fake check up Vince's backside while asking him how he likes to smack a hooker now, eh? How about NOW, Vince!!?!"
Damn. At least Billy was cute - loud, but cute.