(tongue planted firmly in cheek)
Ed, Farrah and Michael weren't enough....
Now you had to take Billy Mays from us!!!
Billy changed TV advertising forever - he was a pitchman GOD!!!
His commercials will live on! He was not a joke! He was a STAR!
One day, your grandchildren will ask you "Where were you when you heard that Billy Mays died, Grandpa?"
And you will reply...
" I was beating Vince - the ShamWow! guy - to death with a VHS tape of 'Thriller' while he choked on a DVD of Season One of 'Charlie's Angels,' - All while ramming a monster fake check up Vince's backside while asking him how he likes to smack a hooker now, eh? How about NOW, Vince!!?!"
Damn. At least Billy was cute - loud, but cute.
6 comments:
Lmao, I almost went there in my head too. But I must say you did a much better job of it. I would have failed miserably in comparison.
Hugz
I was reading your blog when I found out that Billy Mayes passed over. Damn I have such interesting fantasies about him like one time he and I were at an all nude Bear campground and...
I have never heard of this guy but this is the 3rd reference to him I've come across in a blog in the last hour - sounds like a dichotomy, some love some hate :-)
Oh sweet jebus is right.
As I've been saying, at least it's quiet now.
I found this on Texts From Last Night. Oh how I love TFLN and this is why:
(972): they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
hahahahaha....
Yeah, way cuter than the rest.
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