Please, join us poolside and enjoy the lush sounds that can only be found at Tiki Friday.
Groove along as DJ Schmooie intoxicates us with his unique beats
Groove along as DJ Schmooie intoxicates us with his unique beats
Come on in and grab a seat - hey! - I meant a chair, you rascal!
You'll find the ladies powder room to the left of the tiki - gentlemen to the right. Please be respectful of the tiki as the god becomes quite irate about flash photography. The debris you see scattered about the floor are the bones of disrespectful patrons.Also, please do not toss pennies into the god's mouth.
Management is not responsible for the results.
During matinees, a child-size god is available in the family lounge for the wee ones.
Sidle up to the bar and introduce yourself to our bartender, Rodney.
Maybe you'll get lucky and she'll share her scorpion bowl with you.
Maybe you'll get lucky and she'll share her scorpion bowl with you.
Order your 'poison' from our extensive drinks list.
If Rodney convinces you that a Zombie is what your whistle is waiting for - please do not approach the tiki god or the live entertainment for at least a half hour.
If Rodney convinces you that a Zombie is what your whistle is waiting for - please do not approach the tiki god or the live entertainment for at least a half hour.
We meet the most stringent and modern safety codes and are fully sprinklered.
We carry a full range of fire insurance coverage.
We carry a full range of fire insurance coverage.
You will marvel at the death defying feats of our warrior dancers. Ancient weapons - meticulously maintained and sharpened regularly - meet modern beats to create an awe-inspiring display of dance, desire and danger!
Tipping encouraged.
Tipping encouraged.
So, bring your friends (these are mine) and join us for Tiki Friday.
You'll be glad you did.
You'll be glad you did.
5 comments:
Picture Number 4 is The Tiki Room in the Fairmont Hotel in San Francisco.
Been there.
100% cheese factor.
I dunno if it's still there, though.
I need a mai tai and a man in a grass skirt.
And a lawn mower.
Yup - been to the Tiki Room myself - it was still there around 1996-97.
I picked it on purpose - gives that perfect cheeseeeee tiki atmosphere.
I love poolside Tiki Friday! It’s so much better than poolside Freaky Friday where you made us exchange karmic energies with our Mothers. You know I have big hips and don’t look good in a Turquoise Dale Evans cowgirl one piece with lots of cowgal fringe.
Who’s on the pyre for the ritual sacrifice tonight?
Can I be the designated sprinkler?
Ughff, sorry. I missed it.
Instead I celebrated Deep Fry Saturday at the neighbour's. Instead of tiki torches, we lit tasteful tealights and enjoyed several glasses of local rose wine.
Then "The Fry". We experimented with your run-of-the-mill stuffed zucchini blossoms, tempura peppers, carrots and sweet potatoes and then...the money shot.
Slices of Jimmy Dean Turkey Sausage. Donut holes (we call them Timbits here). There were many drunken fried food fantasies involving double deep fried donuts with sausage and egg. Could still happen. It's a long weekend.
I left before the fry-y debauchery got too intense. But you get the idea.
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