Top classic comedies

Inspired by Lou's "Don't Quote Me" post over at The Quiet Life, I've decided to post my own top twelve movie quotes list.

This time, it's classic film comedies (1930s - 1950s) - see how many you can get right. I'll post the answers in the comments! (no peeking!)

1. "Now lets get this straight, Gus. The chaperone's job is to see that nobody else has any fun. Nobody chaperones the chaperone. That's why I'm so right for this job."
   
   
2. "I'll admit I may have seen better days, but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail like a salted peanut."
   
   
3. "Is this a courting or a donnybrook? Have the good manners not to hit the man until he's your husband and entitled to hit you back."
   
   
4. "If there's one thing I know, it's men. I ought to. It's been my life's work."
   
   
5. "The important thing is the rhythm. Always have rhythm in your shaking. Now a Manhattan you shake to fox-trot time, a Bronx to two-step time, a dry martini you always shake to waltz time."
   
   
6. "All you need to start an asylum is an empty room and the right kind of people."
   
   
7. "Oh... Do you remember, Martha, once, a long time ago, we thought if he'd be George Washington, it might be a change for him, and we suggested it...And do you know what happened? He just stayed under his bed for days and wouldn't be anybody."
   
   
8. "Oh, that's the first sane remark I've heard today. C'malong, ____, I know a formula that's said to pop the pennies off the eyelids of dead Irishmen."
   
   
9. "Get me a bromide - and put some gin in it!"
   
   
10. "When a man is wrestling a leopard in the middle of a pond, he's in no position to run."
    
    
11. "If we bring a little joy into your humdrum lives, it makes us feel as though our hard work ain't been in vain for nothin'. Bless you all."
    
    
12. "You're willing to pay him a thousand dollars a night just for singing? Why, you can get a phonograph record of Minnie the Moocher for 75 cents. And for a buck and a quarter, you can get Minnie."