My older and prettier twin sister edder turned me on to it months ago - and I've wasted hours there ever since.
A few "family-friendly" excerpts:
(516): Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
(973): I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
(843): When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
(703): So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
(1-703): You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Check it out - but don't say I didn't warn you!
5 comments:
It would help if I could spell.Starting over here.
I saw that same line @ER_Tards on Twitter along with:
"Yo Balloon Boy, Imma let you finish, but Anne Frank had the best attic hideout spot of all time."
Hysterical!
You had me at dirty and inappropriate.
DuPree, is this getting us to hell even faster?
My verification word is "reho," is that a recycled ho?
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