Texts From Last Night - it's mean, it's dirty, it's inappropriate - which makes it solid gold.
My older and prettier twin sister edder turned me on to it months ago - and I've wasted hours there ever since.
A few "family-friendly" excerpts:
(516): Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
(973): I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
(843): When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
(703): So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
(1-703): You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Check it out - but don't say I didn't warn you!