Me: "What's it about?"
Hubby: "They're sponsoring a fun run and want to know if we can host some of the participants."
Me: (Being a smart ass and extremely immature) "What if we reply asking if our participants are sexually available? Wouldn't that be hysterical?"
Silence............
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Me: (Remembering that hubby's boss volunteers with Special Olympics) "Oh ...wait..Oh jesus...Oh my god. I am so going to Hell right now."
UPDATE:
And then I received the e-mail and viewed the accompanying attachment.
I am such an ass.
6 comments:
Ouch! Those runners are nuts!
Yes, but which ass are you?
hahahahahaha....so many comments, so little time.
I haven't seen that much shrinkage since Celia washed my wool sweater!
THat is so many kinds of awesome.
Priceless story Dupree. Good laughs.
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