Carrie Prejean drops her lawsuit against the Miss California USA organization after it is revealed she has a sex tape!!!!Oh please, lord - let it be true.
That this bastion of Christian wholesomeness and the patron saint of heterosexual normality has been caught flinging her silicone tatas over some 'oily bohunk' on film. (bonus points if you name the movie!)
I imagine that Perez Hilton is in his dank and pungent West Hollywood studio apartment running in circles and giggling and clapping - his ripples of pink, hairless flesh jiggling and joggling in unfettered glee...
oh wait
I puked just then
Anyway - please let it be true Lord Jesus our saviour and I will promise not to fly out to NOM headquarters and slap and taunt Maggie Gallgher until she cries like the little unwed mother, nobody-wants-to-marry -your-bitter-and-ugly-ass-so-I-will-fight-against-cute-men-marrying-cute-men asshat that she is.
BRING ME MY SLAPPING PURSE - THERE IS JUSTICE TO DISPENSE!!!!
(no - the one with the sequins - they hurt more)
2 comments:
Finally! Karma gets it right.
OMG - if that is true - that is so HILARIOUS....I'll have to put her in the strip somehow regardless...that will be fun...
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