The things I do for you....honestly.

Okay - I am the king of Internet time-wasters.  Why?  Because my right brain consistently fights with my left brain like Jan and Marcia Brady fighting over a mini skirt.  I am mostly right-brained with an idiot-savant left brain minor.  I can do math - but I do math better when shapes are involved.

Anyway....

I need distraction to help me focus.  I work with techno music blasting when I really need to concentrate on a spreadsheet because it's the only time my left brain gets free - like a kidnap victim sneaking out of the trunk and finding a quarter in the dirt at the gas station near the phone booth.

Okay, forget that - anyone under 35 is totally not going to get that reference.

Anyway - today, I discovered Ru Paul's DRAGULATOR.  Where you can be the drag queen of your dreams.........................

The results - fabulous!

All except the goatee, which while moderately attractive in real life, does not complement the tiara and heels.  But judge for yourself.

Okay, bitches - I expect to see YOUR drag persona links (male or female, we don't judge -- like some!!) in the comments section.

Ladies - start your engines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VROOOOM!


Guuuuurrrrls - there's even hope for Bad Kabuki.......