An opportunity awaits

Honestly - does anyone still think the Nigerian scam e-mail is in the least believable?

Apparently so - I received this today (despite our company's outrageously good filtering technology):


Top of the day.  Well, Faith and Begorrah to you too.

There is Agricultural fund for foreign establishment. Can you custody this fund for bi-lateral partnership establishment?  That depends - can you ovulate a tri-racial custodial agreement?  Or even roll your tongue?  Bet you can't...

This is a pure deal and bears NO risk. Your present business or position of job does not matter in this meaningful transaction but your commitment and sincerity matters most.  Firstly, I love pure deals.  They're so much nicer than those trashy deals who whore themselves out to anyone with a buck.  And we all know sincerity matters - thank you for reminding us.  Personal hygiene matters too.  Also.

It comes by International consular conveying services that had a mandate for safe conveyance. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot - you lost me there for a moment - until I realized you were pretending to be Yoda.  That's cool, little doctor.  Appreciate it, we do.

Let me know swiftly for the arrival confirmation and enable us meeting face to face. This is so sudden.  I don't know what to say  - you're pressing me for an answer that will change my life.  You beast.

I wait your immediate response, ensuring that you keep it to your very self and ask your question should you have any.  Oh, you can trust me, honey. 

Yours Sincerely. Not

Fred Emmanuel. (Dr) Not
S.A.


Even if I thought you were like totally sincere - which I know you're not - aren't you guys, like, busy trying to kill gays and shit?

Oh - sorry.  Not you, eh?


Regardless - Piss off.  


Also.