This-n-That

Courtesy of Joe My God:

"This new al-Qaida magazine for women has beauty tips and suicide-bomber tips! Gimme a break! That is as ridiculous as two men kissing on the mouth! And I don't care what is politically correct. Everyone knows that two men on a wedding cake is a comedy skit, not an 'alternate lifestyle'! There I said it! Ridiculous! Did you see Glee this week? Sickening! And, besides shoving the gay thing down our throats, they made a mockery of Christians – again! I wonder what their agenda is? Hey, producers of Glee – what's your agenda? One-way tolerance?" - Former Saturday Night Live cast member and Tea Party hero Victoria Jackson.

Okay.  Two things. Oh wait - no, three things.

1. Why in God's name were you watching Glee if dude-on-dude lovin' makes your lady parts explode? I mean, it's the gayest goddamned thing on TV.
2. Anita Bryant called from the 1970s and she wants her schtick back.
3. The Lost and Found Department called - your talent has never been found.

And, oh. Thing 4. 

Ethel Mertz. On crack. Think about it.

Moving on.

Courtesy of Gawker:  "Qaddafi threatens to GET CRAZY"

 Um.

Too late.

It's kinda sad that in addition to all the violence and killing and terrorism and stuff, that as a young man, dude was kinda good looking.

Crazy ages your ass. And that's why you now look (and dress) like a Libyan Bea Arthur after a stroke.


From The Daily:   Homos with enough money to know better have a doll as a son.

In the category of "If you aren't helping the cause..."

Okay, you're rich so you are 'eccentric'.  If you weren't, you'd be living in a group home with the rest of the doll baby families.

Digby - the son - is 20 years old, wearing matching outfits with his mommies and makes Gary Coleman and Webster look like giants.  This kid is overdue to knock over a liquor store and then OD in an RV somewhere in the Southwest.


I gotta go lie down.