I really, really, really hate Darren Criss. I have never before cared much about celebrities, but there is something just so - oh - spunky and perky about him ...it makes me all stabby inside. He's too perfect - and not in a good way.
How is it that I am JUST discovering Gossip with Beth Ditto? Have I been asleep for the last decade? I'm so ashamed.
If you encounter a fat, soft spoken hick named Christian with blonde hair, blue eyes and tobacco stained teeth - and he suffers from plumber's butt and smells like the floorboard of a 1974 Ford pickup, that's my brother. Please kill him on site.
I'm really pissed at my father for not warning me about some of the biological inconveniences of growing older. Random psychotic night hair growth - usually about the nose or eyebrows - can be damaging to the psyche.